U,Me aur Hum!

I really had some faith left in Ajay Devgan and family before this movie.After watching U,Me and Hum I have lost it completely.He has royally fooled all of the common audiance-including Kajol.How can she act in such a hideous movie?? First of all,he calls himself smart,sexy,simple...in the picture.Now tell me, how can anyone lie about himself so much? And that too in public forum?Get me anyone who calls Ajay Devgan sexy! This picture does have some story associated with it but Ajay really has done a bad job with it.Otherwise it could have turned out really good had he given the driver's seat to someone more mature in the craft of film making.Kajol as usual puts up great performance but thats common for her and audiane as well.Ajay Devgan still tries hard to try his hand at comedy(thanfully in the 1st half only!)and fails miserably.And a big disappointment comes from rather a surprising corner. Visal Bharadwaj.This man usually come up with some great numbers everytime but this time he is a complete no no.With the exception of "Ji le", all other songs are rather disappointing. The story begins on a cruise and ends on it.Its a journey of 2 people called Ajay and Piya.U keep guessing what is he doing on the star cruise but some things are best left unanswered!He somehow impresses the girl and she comes down to his Mumbai house and they get married.Its only one hour since the movie has started and you already have got bored with what you are paying to watch. And let me tell you, the USP of the movie is yet to come!Now after spending so many days with her Ajay realises that Kajol is suffering from Alzimers.And then there are the expected twists and turns in the movie and after some painstaking two hours and forty minutes the movie finally comes to an end. I firmly believe that both Ajay and Kajol must have realised during the shooting that they have lost it completely.And that probably must have triggered them to have some adult jokes and cheap level dialogues in the movie.Words like fu**er, teri maa ki and some other holy words starting with "bh" are common in UMH and unfortunately Kajol didnt seem to have opposed that!All the supporting cast is really supportive and the ladies have no work except showing off their assets.In fact that Isha Sharvani keep wearing minimum possible clothes all over the picture and same holds true with Divya Datta except that she has something more to offer to the audiance!Its only Sumeet Raghavan who is like silver line in the cloud with some good performances periodically.I am usually not so harsh on movies but it hurts when you spend 100 Rs on a saturday morning show to watch such a shit piece of work.And it hurts even more when Kajol and Ajay Devgan-one of the most shining couple as far as professional work is concerned-are associated with it!Its not that this movie is abolute waste, Ajay Devgan and Kajol have their moments of shine in the movie,but they are way too less as far as their track record goes.U,Me and Hum is good only in patches and Interval is certainly one of them!!